8.Chinese Takeaway
Lyricist：Michael Davison, Peter Davison, Keith Warren
Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Went to the fish shop
Went to the chip shop
Went to the burger shop
Didn't have a long stop
Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Went to these places
Meet a lot of faces
No television
No competition
Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Now I'm in the right shop
To stop my hunger
Can't make my mind up
I'll just pick a number
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